Being tagged on one of these things feels a tad like vampirism. Just saying.

1. [x] You have choked on water before.

2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before. [the birds I was carrying at the time did not enjoy the trip]

3. [x] You have walked into a door.

4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5. [x] You have walked into a wall.

6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs. [on crutches. The hottest spectator sport ever!]

7. [x] You have jumped off something.

8. [ ] You have been electrocuted. [shocked?]

9. [x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave. [pretty sparks...]

10. [x] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.

11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said. [I don't retain everything, after all.]

12. [ ] Your friends / family call you blonde a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff / jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out.

14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it. [plenty of times, I played soccer for over a decade and am rather clumsy]

15. [x] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.

16. [X] You have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before. [toaster oven, to not burn hands on hot toast]

17. [x] You have played with fire. [definitely. Who hasn't?]

18. [ ] You have thought USA was a state.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron / curling iron / straightener.

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer of how retarded you are.